10 Things I have learnt from Superstorm Sandy

1.        Chris Christie has shown awesome responsibility and leadership skills, I wouldn’t be surprised if he does run for President someday.

2.       The Mayor of Atlantic City wouldn’t know responsibility and leadership if it kicked him up the butt.

3.       Mitt Romney is even more conceited and self-centered than I had originally thought.

4.       I have to double the amount of snacks I buy when I have to hunker down for a few days.

5.       Hunker down was the most used word in the past few days.

6.       I get bored very easily.

7.       Apparently, Sandy was caused by the Gay community.  But we all know it's one of Regina's curses

8.       Donald Trump still can’t say a nice thing unless it’s about Romney.

9.       C and D Batteries sell out very quickly in Delaware.

10.   I sound extremely posh on the radio.

If I Were President of the USA

…Which of course will never happen unless the constitution was changed to allow foreign born Presidents.  In no particular order of importance.

1.        Tax companies a higher rate if they ship jobs overseas and give companies that keep all jobs in the US a tax break.

2.       Allow gay marriage

3.       If a balanced budget is not voted for politicians will not get paid.

4.       Education dept will not be eliminated.

5.       More trancesparency for consumers all contracts to have full disclosure.

6.       Limit on fines banks can empose on customers

7.       Flat tax rate on all levels people making less than $100,000 pay no more than 15% $100,000-$500,00 25% and over $500,000 30%.

8.       People that ship their accounts overseas and not disclose will pay fines of 50% of all monies not disclosed

9.       No tax on savings accounts

10.   Year round schooling with only 6-8 weeks summer vacation.

11.   Enforce gun control severely fine gun shops for selling guns that are involved in crimes

12.   Legalize Marajuana

13.   Legalize prostitution and regulate it using the Amsterdam model.

14.   Tougher penalties for rapists, child abusers, and murderers.

15.   Standardize Justice system Sentences will be the same country wide.

 

 

More to come……..

 

Any comments welcome but please keep it civilized thank you.

All Eyes on Sandy

As hurricane Sandy approaches our area, preparations are being made to keep everyone safe and as far out of harm’s way as possible.  It’s great to see that all the states are mandatorily evacuating people from the beach and river areas and people are clearing the shelves of milk eggs bread, batteries and of course toilet paper because you never can have too much toilet paper.  I have never understood the need to buy 3 cases of toilet paper just before a storm but I do see a bunch of people running around with their shopping carts loaded with cases of water and toilet paper.

All joking aside, this storm looks as if it could be one of the biggest storms ever and shouldn’t be taken lightly.  I am not liking the fact that the storm is during the week and if no driving ban is imposed I have to try and get to work.   People in Delaware can’t drive at the best of times let alone when there are 60 mile an hour winds and driving rain, it’s gonna be a scary rush hour.  I am hoping for a driving ban but knowing my luck Governor Markell will call one just as we get to work and then have to scramble to get home.

A driving ban is a double edged sword, I need to go to work and earn some spondoolies (cash for the uninitiated) but I really am scared to drive in the mess and also during the week daytime TV is crap so I would rather be at work than have to indulge myself in inane talk shows and gossipy chatter except of course Ellen who is the best chat host ever, but I digress.

We shall of course ride this out and come out on the other side hopefully fairly unscathed and all in one piece.  If I keep power and am at home for the duration, I will keep and update on Twitter of the hurricane funness that will occur.

Let’s be careful out there folks

 

 

Here She Comes

My Crazy Brain

Just a small introduction into my crazy brain.  It might be horrifying, it could be a blast but come along for the ride it could be fun.

I have been thinking about doing this for a while and was going to wait until the new year but with all the crazy things going on right now and my opinions need to get out there I am starting this early.

So jump aboard and we will take this crazy ride together.

Please feel free to comment and view your opinion I welcome all opinions but please keep it clean.

Happys

Me